Review Eternights PS5 A Surprisingly Charming Apocalyptic Dating Sim
What's the story? Warning! Horny!
Eternights begins with your unnamed teenage protagonist setting up his Tinder profile while his best friend gives him top tips like photoshopping his picture to make himself look more heroic, and lying about who he is to be more appealing to the ladies. This, apparently, is sage advice, because almost instantly our hero matches with a lady who offers to send him dirty pictures before he's even had a chance to use any of his best chat-up lines.
Ordinarily, this would be a winning morning for a teenage boy, but as he heads out to meet this woman in the flesh for what we can only assume would be a most unsavoury encounter, the apocalypse begins, and a supernatural assassin slices his arm off using a magical sword. What rotten irony; not only is his afternoon delight with his Tinder date ruined by Armageddon, but his hand has been unceremoniously chopped off so he can't even... well, we won't finish that thought.
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