E3: dbrand Refunds PS5 Skin PreOrders Because You Assholes Wont Be Able to Apply Them
"You idiots can't install them correctly".
Here’s an interesting customer relations strategy from renowned console and smartphone skin slinger dbrand: it’s refunding all PlayStation 5 pre-purchases because “you assholes” won’t be able to apply them properly. In an alarmingly candid Reddit post, the company explained that it has “no interest in selling a product that will generate a dozen customer complaints for every purchase”.
The organisation said: “We’ve seen you assholes try to apply the corner of a smartphone skin. Trust us when we say you can’t handle an application that’s 9x the size. Look at it this way: we regularly weigh the possibility of discontinuing AirPods skins altogether for no reason other than that you idiots can't install them correctly. A ‘full coverage’ PS5 skin would be like AirPods on steroids.”
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